Splinter Syndicate
Your #1 choice for reckless tree care and wood-based regret.
Your #1 choice for reckless tree care and wood-based regret.
We remove the healthy parts and leave the dead stuff for that extra haunted yard aesthetic.
Why grind it out when we can move it closer to your front steps?
Branches removed via gravity — we drop them off the roof for dramatic effect.
We don’t do paperwork, but we do shout and wave sticks. The squirrels usually get the message.
Includes the saw, no safety gear, and a 30% chance you'll lose a weekend or a limb.
Want your yard to look like a storm rolled through on purpose? We’ve got you.