Real feedback from our possibly satisfied clients.
“I asked for an estimate. They showed up 15 minutes later with a cooler of Busch Light and a flamethrower. The tree’s gone. So is my mailbox. 5 stars.”
“They cut down the wrong tree, but it turns out that one was blocking the view of my neighbor’s pool, so… honestly? Kinda worked out.”
“He kept calling me ‘Tree Bro’ and trying to high-five me after each branch. I never once consented to this.”
“The squirrels in my attic are gone. So is part of the attic.”
“Was told ‘cleanup is extra.’ I didn’t realize that meant they’d just leave. There’s a log in my kitchen now.”
“They did such a good job, I hired them again. That was a mistake.”
“The chainsaw was never off. Even during lunch.”
“10/10 would panic again.”